"Ladies & Gentlemen, this is the fight you have all been waiting for! In one corner is the Son of the Dawn, the powerfully persuasive, the fallen star...Lucifer. He is known for throwing deceptive 1-2 punches and for his low blows. He's knocked out more fighters than anyone can imagine BUT today his opponent, a new-comer, is bound to surprise and amaze you!
They call her (enter your name here) - The De-Terminator. She's looking to be in great shape...it's clear she's been working out with her trainer, Jesus, and that he's got her training in the Word and doing lots of knee bends in prayer. I heard it reported that she has the ultimate backer - God, creator of the heavens and earth - who is supplying all her needs. She's definitely the crowd favorite here tonight as her brothers and sisters cheer her on. I know we are all looking forward to the great things she will do.
Oh wait, folks...Look! Over there across the ring...it's a fan with a HUGE sign. What does it say? Oh, I just heard that it is the Holy Spirit who is holding a sign that reads..."